The Power of Motion

I joined the gym again. After going for a long time and then quitting and doing nothing for an ever longer time, my once spectacular body had fallen out of shape, my sense of sexual appeal was minimal and I found myself feeling tired and bored and depressed. I took action and I joined the gym. Once again I am part of the gym culture that idolizes flat bellies, toned muscles and hard butts. It's been two weeks since I joined and I feel great. My energy levels are soaring through the sky and my sexual appetite is following right along. May the workout fairies bless the gym forever.

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